I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month
Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
This is the post that killed him.
would u look at that huge squirrel dong, homebody was blessed
trying to eat healthy like
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom!!