Swagger HQ

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

bitrates:

Simple tips to gain my friendship:

1) Have a cat
2) Show me pictures of your cat
3) Invite me over to pet your cat
4) Be a cat

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dad: you look nice
dad: where are you going
dad: will there be boys there
dad: do i know their parents
dad: be home by 11
me:
me:
me:
me: i'm just taking selfies
when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK
chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Lady Gaga in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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first picture: child

second picture: teen/young adult

third picture: adult

fourth picture: death